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Hi my name is Holden Dark’ness Dementia Raven Caulfield and I have black hair in a crew cut with millions of grey streaks on the right side of my head and a lot of people tell me I look like Ring Lardner (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!) I’m related to D.B. Caulfield but I wish I wasn’t because he’s a major goddam phony. I’m six foot two and a half and a heavy smoker but sometimes I act like I’m just about thirteen. I have pale white skin. I’m also a student, and I go to a phony school in Pennsylvania called Pencey Prep where they’re kicking me out (I’m flunking four subjects and not applying myself and all). I’m a cynic (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love New York and I buy all my clothes from there. For instance today I would have been wearing my camel’s-hair coat with my fur-lined gloves, but instead I was only wearing my reversible with no gloves on or anything because Pencey is full of crooks. I was wearing a red hunting hat with the peak way around to the back. I was walking outside Pencey Prep. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of phonies stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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Please watch this.
Shit, I’ve only seen stills of this.
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Tumblr Promotional Video 2018
Feat. @spermian
bless this hahahahahahah!!!!
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He’s so flappy…….this made me cry










